http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/answer?d=20051017 Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room! Q: Why was the doctor always angry? A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper! Q: What type of snake does a baby play with? A: A rattlesnake! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: "Is it just me, or does something smell around here?" Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand? A: A police officer! Q: What did the cake say to the knife? A: "You wanna piece of me?" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!" Q: What do ghosts like to eat? A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie! Q: What type of star goes to jail? A: A shooting star! Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano? A: "I lava you!" Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scarespray! Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? A: To feed his night-mare! Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy? A: Measure-mints! Q: What do smart birds like to study? A: Owl-gebra! Q: What do bees wear to school? A: Yellow jackets! Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel? A: "These people keep on ripping me off!" Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy? A: Leg-os! Q: Why was the police officer working in bed? A: He wanted to be an undercover cop! Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus? A: You Poke-em-on! Q: What is a dog's favorite movie? A: The Wizard of Paws! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: "You look flushed!" Q: What fish like to come out at night? A: Starfish! Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use? A: The greyhound bus! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room Q: Why was the doctor always angry? A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper! Q: What type of snake does a baby play with? A: A rattlesnake! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: "Is it just me, or doessomething smell around here?" Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand? A: A police officer! Q: What did the cake say to the knife? A: "You wanna piece of me?" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!" Q: What do ghosts like to eat? A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie! Q: What type of star goes to jail? A: A shooting star! Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party? A: The boogey man! Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio? A: He wanted to watch a car-tune! Q: What has teeth but never eats? A: A comb! Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color? A: Yeller! Q: When is an apple not an apple? A: When it's a pineapple! Q: How many knees do people have? A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees! Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling very well! Q: What's the worlds fastest fish? A: A motor-pike! Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: "I hope I didn't quack any!" Q: Which building has the most stories? A: The library! Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk? A: R-2 P-U! Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? A: He nailed it! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What do snakes use to cut paper? A: Scissss-ors! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? A: Stable tennis! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What type of music do balloons hate? A: Pop! Q: What animal drops from the sky? A: Rain-deer! Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What did the plate say to the spoon? A: "Dinner's on me!" Q: Why do cats love Christmas? A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws! Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox? A: A hippo-spot-amus! Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic Pork! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room! Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano? A: "I lava you!" Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A : Scarespray! Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? A: To feed his night-mare! Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy? A: Measure-mints! Q: What do smart birds like to study? A: Owl-gebra! Q: What do bees wear to school? A: Yellow jackets! Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel? A: "These people keep on ripping me off!" Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy? A: Leg-os! Q: Why was the police officer working in bed? A: He wanted to be an undercover cop! Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus? A: You Poke-em-on! Q: What is a dog's favorite movie? A: The Wizard of Paws! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: "You look flushed!" Q: What fish like to come out at night? A: Starfish! Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use? A: The greyhound bus! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What do snakes use to cut paper? A: Scissss-ors! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? A: Stable tennis! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What type of music do balloons hate? A: Pop! Q: What is a animal that drops from the sky? A: A raindeer! Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room Q: Why was the doctor always angry? A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper! Q: What type of snake does a baby play with? A: A rattlesnake! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: "Is it just me, or does something smell around here?" Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand? A: A police officer! Q: What did the cake say to the knife? A: "You wanna piece of me?" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!" Q: What do ghosts like to eat? A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie! Q: What type of star goes to jail? A: A shooting star! Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party? A: The boogey man! Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio? A: He wanted to watch a car-tune! Q: What has teeth but never eats? A: A comb! Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color A: Yeller! Q: When is an apple not an apple? A: When it's a pineapple! Q: How many knees do people have? A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees! Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling very well! Q: What's the worlds fastest fish? A: A motor-pike! Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: "I hope I didn't quack any!" Q: Which building has the most stories? A: The library! Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk? A: R-2 P-U! Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? A: He nailed it! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What do snakes use to cut paper? A: Scissss-ors! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? A: Stable tennis! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What type of music do balloons hate? A: Pop! Q: What animal drops from the sky? A: Rain-deer! Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What did the plate say to the spoon? A: "Dinner's on me!" Q: Why do cats love Christmas? A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws! Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox? A: A hippo-spot-amus! Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic Pork! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room! Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano? A: "I lava you!" Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A : Scarespray! Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? A: To feed his night-mare! Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy? A: Measure-mints! Q: What do smart birds like to study? A: Owl-gebra! Q: What do bees wear to school? A: Yellow jackets! Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel? A: "These people keep on ripping me off!" Q: What is a ipede's favorite toy? A: Leg-os! Q: Why was the police officer working in bed? A: He wanted to be an undercover cop! Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus? A: You Poke-em-on! Q: What is a dog's favorite movie? A: The Wizard of Paws! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: "You look flushed!" A: Starfish! Q: What fish like to come out at night? Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use? A: The greyhound bus! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room Q: Why was the doctor always angry? A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper! Q: What type of snake does a baby play with? A: A rattlesnake! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: "Is it just me, or doessomething smell around here?" Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand? A: A police officer! Q: What did the cake say to the knife? A: "You wanna piece of me?" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!" Q: What do ghosts like to eat? A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie! Q: What type of star goes to jail? A: A shooting star! Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? A: Milk and quackers! Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party? A: The boogey man! Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio? A: He wanted to watch a car-tune! Q: What has teeth but never eats? A: A comb! Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color A: Yeller! Q: When is an apple not an apple? A: When it's a pineapple! Q: How many knees do people have? A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees! Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling very well! Q: What's the worlds fastest fish? A: A motor-pike! Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: "I hope I didn't quack any!" Q: Which building has the most stories? A: The library! Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk? A: R-2 P-U! Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? A: He nailed it! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What do snakes use to cut paper? A: Scissss-ors! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? A: Stable tennis! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What type of music do balloons hate? A: Pop! Q: What animal drops from the sky? A: Rain-deer! Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe? A: Stinkerbell! Q: What did the plate say to the spoon? A: "Dinner's on me!" Q: Why do cats love Christmas? A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws! Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox? A: A hippo-spot-amus! Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic Pork! Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in? A: The living room! Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano? A: "I lava you!" Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A : Scarespray! Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? A: To feed his night-mare! Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy? A: Measure-mints! Q: What do smart birds like to study? A: Owl-gebra! Q: What do bees wear to school? A: Yellow jackets! Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel? A: "These people keep on ripping me off!" Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy? A: Leg-os! Q: Why was the police officer working in bed? A: He wanted to be an undercover cop! Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus? A: You Poke-em-on! Q: What is a dog's favorite movie? A: The Wizard of Paws! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: "You look flushed!" Q: What fish like to come out at night? A: Starfish! Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use? A: The greyhound bus! Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A: I have a bone to pick with you! Q: What do snakes use to cut paper? A: Scissss-ors! Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! Q: What is a horse's favorite sport? A: Stable tennis! Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! Q: What type of music do balloons hate? A: Pop! Q: What is a animal that drops from the sky? A: a raindeer!